About AjayThurhloewIw
Crystal Bernard:

Crystal Bernard Nude
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Information:
Name: Crystal Bernard
Born: 1961-09-30
Height: 1.63
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Filmography:
As Good as Dead (1995), Grave Misconduct (2008), Young Comedians: Making America Laugh (1994), Politically Incorrect (1999), My Two Dads (1989)
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Fernando Colunga:

Fernando Colunga Nude
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Information:
Name: Fernando Colunga
Born: 1966-03-03
Height: 1.87
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Filmography:
Abrázame muy fuerte (2000), Esmeralda (1997), Show de Cristina, El (2005), María la del Barrio (1995), Premios TV y novelas 2008 (2008)
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your mamas feet are so scaly you can see
crocodile dundy in her
foot bath.
FreemonSeabrocAP
There is a new Barbie doll on
the
market - Banzai Barbie ...a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely
resembles Barbie
LiamVickXZ
Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is
"Deck the Halls."
Young Democrat's favorite Christmas carol is
"Grandma Got Run Over by
a Reindeer."
Republican's favorite Christmas
carol is "White Christmas."
Young Republicans' favorite Christmas
carol is "White
Christmas."
JerroldMubarakQr
Why did your sister keep running
around her
bed ?
Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
MitchellSemeIz
Teacher : Give
me a sentence with the words
defence, defeat and detail in it.
Pupil : When a horse jumps over
defence, defeat go before detail
!
KhalidVinsonBy
What did the monster say when he saw a
rush
hour train full of passengers?
Oh good! A chew chew
train!
FrewinKyeVI
From the pilot during his welcome message:
"We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the
industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight.
KimballSalamonUj
After the first
takeoff of the fully
automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing,
reassuring voice
of the pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your
automatic pilot.
In my modern and carefully tested sytem an error is
absolutely
impossible, absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible,
..."
CreagDoneganEq
How can you tell which end of a worm is which
?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !
ChizkiyaChuazz
I want to be an astronaut when I grow
up.
What high hopes you have !
JermainePinochosvS